Uncle Grumpy's

Garage Decor Without the Rust

For people who think old garages, speedboats, motorcycles, roadside signs, and faded paint still look better than most modern decor.

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Motor Oil and Muddy Boots

Grease-stained garages. Dusty back roads. Old saddles. Rusted signs. The kind of places where the coffee’s strong, the opinions are stronger, and nobody cares if your boots are dirty.
Designed for furniture that’s a little worn, a little rugged, and a whole lot more interesting because of it.

Distressed vintage western sign: stern cowboy in hat and bandana at right, cattle drive with rider center, headline text

What inspires Uncle Grumpy's style?

Character. The worn edges, the scratches, the stories, and the stuff that looks better because it’s lived a little. The kind of places and things most people overlook until somebody with vision gets ahold of them.

What's the best piece to start with?

Old furniture with a few scars on it. Drawer fronts, cabinets, trays, toolboxes.Uncle Grumpy's designs are made for surfaces that have been around the block a time or two. The more worn and imperfect, the better we think it's going to look.

What do makers do with this paper?

Restore old pieces. Build conversation starters. Make furniture that looks like it belongs in a garage, a hunting lodge, or your grandpa’s favorite roadside diner.